Ummmm, no offense to OP, but who in their right mind would leave a whole section of the page BLANK?
Supernatural the abridged animation
I would buy this whole series.
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING OH GOD
OH MY GOD.
I’m preparing to get a pet octopus but it’s really hard ’cause you have to prep’ the tank for 3 months.
The unfounded fear that young children will somehow become “impure” if they learn about a dirty subject like sex is deeply rooted in American culture. Our society assumes that human sexuality is dark, dangerous, and shameful — something we need to protect teens from, rather than teach them about. Teens consistently learn that it’s not okay to talk about sex because it’s supposed to be totally off-limits to them, constrained to the bounds of a traditional marriage. But this attitude has led to disastrous consequences: damaging women and LGBT Americans’ sense of sexual self-worth, fueling the STD epidemic, and creating a moral environment where rape culture has flourished.
you know you’ve made a good pun when everyones immediate response upon hearing it is “shut the fuck up”
“Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!”
“Well, I had one that I was playing Quidditch the other night,” said Ron, screwing up his face in an effort to remember. “What do you think that means?”
“Probably that you’re going to be eaten by a giant marshmallow or something,” said Harry.
“Wow, I wonder what it’d be like to have a difficult life?” said Harry sarcastically.
“Cool name,” said Harry, grinning, “but you’ll always be Ickle Diddykins to me.”
“Listening to the news! Again?”
“Well, it changes every day, you see,” said Harry.
“You know your mother, Malfoy? The expression on her face - like she’s got dung under her nose? Is she like that all the time or just because you were with her?”
“And they’d [the Death Eaters] love to have me,” said Harry sarcastically. “We’d be best pals if they didn’t keep trying to do me in.”
“This is night, Diddykins. That’s what we call it when it goes all dark like this.”
“Brilliant! It’s Potions last thing on Friday! Snape won’t have the time to poison us all!”
“Pity you can’t attach an extra arm to yours [broom], Malfoy. Then it could catch the Snitch for you.”
“I don’t know who Maxime thinks she’s kidding. If Hagrid’s half-giant, she definitely is. Big bones… the only thing that’s got bigger bones than her is a dinosaur.”
ohey remember when Harry was actually pretty cool in the books